Wednesday 15 August 2012

Rusty and Convoy


5/26/12 12:26AM

(Phone rings.)
Lang: Eric. Your phone. (He answers, half awake.)
Eric: Hello. Hello. Hello. Hello.
(He hangs up and rolls over.)
Lang: Who was that?
Eric: Convoy
Lang: Convoy?
Eric: The Convoy. The shopping center. You know. At Convoy.
(Phone shows voicemail.)
Lang: You have a voice mail message.
(He listens to the message. All I hear is a man's voice saying "Eric, you fucked me...".
Lang: Who was that?
Eric: Rusty. Drunk. Made a bet that I wouldn't pick up my phone.
Lang: Hahaha. And what's with Convoy?
Eric: The Convoy. Picked up the phone. (Snores).

1 comment:

  1. OMG, I'm in tears over this one. Just catching up. I love this blog.

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