Friday 22 July 2011

Comic Con

Eric: I have to get up early.  I need to go web slinging in the county
Lang: web slinging?
Eric: to get to Comic Con.
Lang: weirdo.
Eric: (laughs). I like you.  I don't even need comic con characters. 
Lang: um, what would you need them for?
Eric: i duno but that shit is ugly.
Lang: what shit?
Eric:You, with your ugly striped sweater. 
Lang: my middle school picture?
Eric: It's not even you, some ugly chick.  Who am I thinking of? God, make it stop. 
Lang: I don't know what you're saying.
Eric: Good job.
Lang: on what?
Eric: You're fighting for your life against...crazy...shit. I duno. Even I know it's not making sense. So speaking of ships.  It cant be penetrated.  Need new strategy. (Snort). No! Aqua man.  Someone stop it from happening.  Heh.  I fucking hate aqua man. Some douche bag. Penis. (heavy snoring)

Wednesday 20 July 2011

Carne Asada Fries. Reincarnation. Kitties.

7/17/11

Eric: someday I'm gonna eat carne asada fries and die.
Lang: that's awful.
Eric: and you'll be sad and then eat the rest and you'll die too.
Lang: that's not better.
Eric: no, then we'll reincarnate into kittens.
Lang: (dying of laughter)
Eric: we'll have a good owner who loves cats.
Lang: what kind of kitty will you be?
Eric: like Nibbler. Black with white paws. And you'll be an orange tabby. And we'll play with yarn all day and clean each other and nap together. They have nine lives.