Picture time.

05/26/13 6:37PM

Eric: Time? Time?!
Lang: 6:37.
Eric: I have pictures.
Lang: Pictures of what?
Eric: What time? When are we taking pictures?
Lang: What pictures?
Eric: (Snores)

Siestas.

03/03/13 10:29PM

Come to Spain with me. We'll drink Sangria. And we'll have a siesta every day. Oh my god, siestas.

Eating Separately, a Strategy to Work and the Resistance.

01/27/13

10:52PM
Eric: We eat separately.
Lang: What?
Eric: We eat separately. Different.
Lang: I don't...
Eric: We love in our place because tell us where . . . 54th . . . college . . . different. They'll be like, oh my god, you're eating, you know, separately!


12:10AM
Eric: Do you realize we have to go to work tomorrow? Can you find the best strategy to go to work tomorrow?
Lang: What? Like driving or something?
Eric: No, I mean, like, me and the woman, we wake up and we're tired but we gotta go to work tomorrow. Can you find that one? Like, strategy.
Lang: I don't understand. Do you want me to put an alarm?
Eric: No. Well, yes. Yes and no.


2:18AM
Eric: (Whispering) We're the resistance.
Lang: The resistance?
Eric: The resistance. We gotta, gotta keep strong against the man, right? We're, we're, we're like batman. You, all these people, the resistance.
Lang: What are we resisting?
Eric: Against the man in Gotham City.
Lang: What are they doing?
Eric: They're fucking taking over man. They're gonna let em take over. Fuck the man. It's the resistance!
Lang: Okay.
Eric: No? Is that not good? Is that weird? I'm sorry, I'll go to sleep.
Lang: (I lose it, laughing).
Eric: It's like you don't feel confident. You're like "okay, you're weird" and I'm like "okay, I'm sorry".
Lang: No, you're just really funny.
Eric: Are you sure?
Lang: Yeah
Eric: Okay, I love you.
Lang: I love you.
Eric: Muah. (Not actually kissing, just saying "muah")
Lang: Muah.
Eric: No, you don't have to kiss me, I'll just kiss you. Muah.Muah.Muah.

Food Service

12/27/12(?) 12:33AM

Eric: No matter how off I am, I'm still as good as you.
Lang: What are you talking about?
Eric: Food service.

Drunk is a side profit.

11/04/12 12:54AM

I don't even drink to get drunk. That's like a side profit.

Fine? Okay?

08/23/12 12:36am

Eric: HweyHoHweyHo
Lang: Huh?
Eric: It's hot.
Lang: Sleep naked.
Eric: No. It's fine? Okay?
Lang: Okay?
Eric: You okay? Fine?
Lang: I'm okay.
Eric: I'm fine for you, okay?
Lang: Okay.
Eric: Okay.

Special at da shop

08/17/12 1:35am

Eric: (Whispering)
Lang: Eric?
Eric: I'm special at da shop
Lang: What?
Eric: No one can look at me
Lang: Why?
Eric: Cuz I'm different colors
Lang: and?
Eric: (Snores)