03/01 11:58PM
Eric: It must be so hard for the archaeologist to go searching because we're playing golf. How do they dig down?
Lang: Why would they dig at a golf course?
Eric: How do they know what's inside the ground? So much history! But I bet they'll just find stupid arrowheads. Pfft. Indians. We sailed ships. They're like Neanderthals.
Lang: I'm sure that's not it.
Eric: Whatever. They be cleaning my bunker. Rake it! That's right! I'd be hitting in bunkers.
(Silence)
Eric: This motherfucker. Hit it! HIT IT!
Note: Just in case, sorry. He doesn't really feel this way sober/awake.
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