12/16 1:04AM
Eric: Mmmmmm
Lang: Hmmm?
Eric: That feels good
Lang: (confused, lifts head up to look at him) what feels good?
Eric: The senate. Boxing. In time.
Lang: (Lays back down) okay.
Eric: Nevermind (disappointedly)
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Breathing is hard
10/20 11:53PM
Eric: (cough, almost choking)
Lang: You okay?
Eric: I went to breathe and I coughed nails. Nails? Nails. Webs.
Eric: (cough, almost choking)
Lang: You okay?
Eric: I went to breathe and I coughed nails. Nails? Nails. Webs.
Quesadillas and the Tick
10/19
11:50PM
Eric: You. Go Brown. Go brown now!
Lang: Yelling at your quesadillas won't make them cook faster.
Eric: But I'm hungry now.
Then, we watched the pilot episode of the Tick (live action)
2:15AM
Eric: Moth. (snorts) YEAH. What he said.
11:50PM
Eric: You. Go Brown. Go brown now!
Lang: Yelling at your quesadillas won't make them cook faster.
Eric: But I'm hungry now.
Then, we watched the pilot episode of the Tick (live action)
2:15AM
Eric: Moth. (snorts) YEAH. What he said.
Veronica vs Army of Darkness vs tri tip
09/05 2:26AM
Todd's gonna hit that! He should take pics. No. He should take pics of army of darkness cuz that shit is awwwwwwwwesome. Amiright?! Imma have dreams of tri tip.
Todd's gonna hit that! He should take pics. No. He should take pics of army of darkness cuz that shit is awwwwwwwwesome. Amiright?! Imma have dreams of tri tip.
Monday, 29 August 2011
How full are you?
8/13/11 2:20 A.M.
Aliens...make us have sex and look bad. Can't even fight bad. This stomach could open up a whole new universe. Where are the rest of my teammates? I yawned and my stomach hurt. Are you sure you can't see anything on me, with your magnifying glass? What happened in class? Did the alien reveal himself? It must have been in eighth grade. Did he or didn't he? No? Ok then. I'm so full I can't control it. When I lay down, I can't see my penis. That's how full I am. I'm so tired. (Snores).
Aliens...make us have sex and look bad. Can't even fight bad. This stomach could open up a whole new universe. Where are the rest of my teammates? I yawned and my stomach hurt. Are you sure you can't see anything on me, with your magnifying glass? What happened in class? Did the alien reveal himself? It must have been in eighth grade. Did he or didn't he? No? Ok then. I'm so full I can't control it. When I lay down, I can't see my penis. That's how full I am. I'm so tired. (Snores).
IT GON'
8/27 2:19 A.M.
Eric: Go! Go!
Lang: (grabs phone to record) go what?
Eric: the car.
Lang: huh?
Eric: the car.
Lang: what's wrong with the car?
Eric: it's just sitting there.
Lang: where is it sitting?
Eric: it's not here now...IT GON'.
Lang: (giggling)
Eric: (very quietly) shhhhhhh...shhh...(inaudible whispering, sounds like uhzha-uhzha)
Lang: it's gone?
Eric: mmhmm
Lang: where'd it go?
Eric: i duno
Eric: Go! Go!
Lang: (grabs phone to record) go what?
Eric: the car.
Lang: huh?
Eric: the car.
Lang: what's wrong with the car?
Eric: it's just sitting there.
Lang: where is it sitting?
Eric: it's not here now...IT GON'.
Lang: (giggling)
Eric: (very quietly) shhhhhhh...shhh...(inaudible whispering, sounds like uhzha-uhzha)
Lang: it's gone?
Eric: mmhmm
Lang: where'd it go?
Eric: i duno
Saturday, 27 August 2011
Lottots
8/24 12:36
(I woke up to him leaning towards me, rubbing my arm gently with 1 finger, 5 strokes. It was creepy.)
Eric: (Whispering.) Lottots. Flot tots rot tots. (Lays back in bed.)
(Loudly) We've lottots! (Throws both hands in the air) Suck it bitches.
(I woke up to him leaning towards me, rubbing my arm gently with 1 finger, 5 strokes. It was creepy.)
Eric: (Whispering.) Lottots. Flot tots rot tots. (Lays back in bed.)
(Loudly) We've lottots! (Throws both hands in the air) Suck it bitches.
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