Bonjour who?

Eric: Bonjour Bons Voeux!  (pause) Bons Voeux. (pause) Bons Voeux.
Lang: hm?
Eric: Bonjour Bons Voeux!
Lang: Bonjour bon vous?
Eric: MERCI, BONS VOEUX!

Note: Only later did I learn that he was sleep talking about Dupont Avec Les Bons Voeux.

It's bbq

02/26/11

Eric: Don't go to sleep yet, there's still food to be served.
Lang: What does that even mean?!
Eric: DONT. GO. TO. SLEEP. YET. THERE'S. STILL. FOOD. TO. BE. SERVED.  it's bbq. (snores)

Souper Condo

Lang: it's a souper combo, S O U P, because it's about soup. 
Eric: What's a souper condo? Do get free soup with a month's rent?

Russia Game

01-13-11

Eric: (Laughing out loud)
Lang: What are you laughing at?
Eric: (Chuckle) It's you in this game!
Lang: What game?
Eric: A Russia game.
Lang: Russia? Like the country?
Eric: Yeah!
Lang: What was I doing in the game?
Eric: I dunno (snores)

The Body Roll (His One Dance Move)

Eric: I'll grind on you so hard I'll make you pregnant.  
Lang: What?
Eric: The body roll can't be captured on camera.

Citizen (audio)

07/13/2010

Audio is available but i don't know how to attach it here. I can text or email it to you!

Eric: aren't you gonna catch me?
Eric: aren't you gonna catch me? (before I could record)
Lang: catch you do what?
(inaudible but something about him being outside and me being the "popo")
Eric: I'm not fully here this year
Lang: this year?
Eric: mmhm 
Lang: why not?
Eric: cuz. I'm not a citizen
Lang: you're not a citizen?
Eric: I was...n't
Lang: but now you are?
Eric: mm
Lang: when did you become a citizen?
Eric: last night!

Pick a Number

01/01/11

Lang: weren't they freezing in their tiny dresses and pushed up boobs?!
Eric: dude, they're all fucking hoes!
Lang: maybe
Eric: when there's so many of them, you have to pick a number
Lang: what number?
Eric: you know, like at a butcher shop. When there's a lot of people, you have to pick a number.
Lang: did u pick a number? What was your number?
Eric: hmm? (snore)