01-13-11
Eric: (Laughing out loud)
Lang: What are you laughing at?
Eric: (Chuckle) It's you in this game!
Lang: What game?
Eric: A Russia game.
Lang: Russia? Like the country?
Eric: Yeah!
Lang: What was I doing in the game?
Eric: I dunno (snores)
Saturday, 15 January 2011
Sunday, 9 January 2011
The Body Roll (His One Dance Move)
Eric: I'll grind on you so hard I'll make you pregnant.
Lang: What?
Eric: The body roll can't be captured on camera.
Lang: What?
Eric: The body roll can't be captured on camera.
Saturday, 1 January 2011
Citizen (audio)
07/13/2010
Audio is available but i don't know how to attach it here. I can text or email it to you!
Eric: aren't you gonna catch me?
Eric: aren't you gonna catch me? (before I could record)
Lang: catch you do what?
(inaudible but something about him being outside and me being the "popo")
Eric: I'm not fully here this year
Lang: this year?
Eric: mmhm
Lang: why not?
Eric: cuz. I'm not a citizen
Lang: you're not a citizen?
Eric: I was...n't
Lang: but now you are?
Eric: mm
Lang: when did you become a citizen?
Eric: last night!
Audio is available but i don't know how to attach it here. I can text or email it to you!
Eric: aren't you gonna catch me?
Eric: aren't you gonna catch me? (before I could record)
Lang: catch you do what?
(inaudible but something about him being outside and me being the "popo")
Eric: I'm not fully here this year
Lang: this year?
Eric: mmhm
Lang: why not?
Eric: cuz. I'm not a citizen
Lang: you're not a citizen?
Eric: I was...n't
Lang: but now you are?
Eric: mm
Lang: when did you become a citizen?
Eric: last night!
Pick a Number
01/01/11
Lang: weren't they freezing in their tiny dresses and pushed up boobs?!
Eric: dude, they're all fucking hoes!
Lang: maybe
Eric: when there's so many of them, you have to pick a number
Lang: what number?
Eric: you know, like at a butcher shop. When there's a lot of people, you have to pick a number.
Lang: did u pick a number? What was your number?
Eric: hmm? (snore)
Lang: weren't they freezing in their tiny dresses and pushed up boobs?!
Eric: dude, they're all fucking hoes!
Lang: maybe
Eric: when there's so many of them, you have to pick a number
Lang: what number?
Eric: you know, like at a butcher shop. When there's a lot of people, you have to pick a number.
Lang: did u pick a number? What was your number?
Eric: hmm? (snore)
Friday, 31 December 2010
Pilot Jack
8/23/2010
Eric: Oh yeah. (very clear and in a satisfying way)
Lang: Hm?
Eric: yeah..let's not talk about that
Lang: Talk about what?
Eric: The, um, pilot jack.
Lang: What about pilot jack?
Eric: (short snore) hm? Sleep. (sleepily)
Eric: Oh yeah. (very clear and in a satisfying way)
Lang: Hm?
Eric: yeah..let's not talk about that
Lang: Talk about what?
Eric: The, um, pilot jack.
Lang: What about pilot jack?
Eric: (short snore) hm? Sleep. (sleepily)
Soco Lime vs Blue Moon
11/28/2010
Eric: People just wanna get drunk!
Lang: But Soco Lime gets you drunk faster.
Eric: They don't know that. (pause) You know what would happen? Instead of finding out what's faster, they would just ban one.
Eric: People just wanna get drunk!
Lang: But Soco Lime gets you drunk faster.
Eric: They don't know that. (pause) You know what would happen? Instead of finding out what's faster, they would just ban one.
A Quest
Eric: What are you doing right now?
Lang: Reading about lucid dreams.
Eric: What are you doing right now? (2nd time)
Lang: Reading about lucid dreams. (2nd time)
Eric: I thought you were on a quest.
Lang: A quest for what?
Eric: A quest to play wow.
Lang: Reading about lucid dreams.
Eric: What are you doing right now? (2nd time)
Lang: Reading about lucid dreams. (2nd time)
Eric: I thought you were on a quest.
Lang: A quest for what?
Eric: A quest to play wow.
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