09/05 2:26AM
Todd's gonna hit that! He should take pics. No. He should take pics of army of darkness cuz that shit is awwwwwwwwesome. Amiright?! Imma have dreams of tri tip.
Tuesday, 3 January 2012
Monday, 29 August 2011
How full are you?
8/13/11 2:20 A.M.
Aliens...make us have sex and look bad. Can't even fight bad. This stomach could open up a whole new universe. Where are the rest of my teammates? I yawned and my stomach hurt. Are you sure you can't see anything on me, with your magnifying glass? What happened in class? Did the alien reveal himself? It must have been in eighth grade. Did he or didn't he? No? Ok then. I'm so full I can't control it. When I lay down, I can't see my penis. That's how full I am. I'm so tired. (Snores).
Aliens...make us have sex and look bad. Can't even fight bad. This stomach could open up a whole new universe. Where are the rest of my teammates? I yawned and my stomach hurt. Are you sure you can't see anything on me, with your magnifying glass? What happened in class? Did the alien reveal himself? It must have been in eighth grade. Did he or didn't he? No? Ok then. I'm so full I can't control it. When I lay down, I can't see my penis. That's how full I am. I'm so tired. (Snores).
IT GON'
8/27 2:19 A.M.
Eric: Go! Go!
Lang: (grabs phone to record) go what?
Eric: the car.
Lang: huh?
Eric: the car.
Lang: what's wrong with the car?
Eric: it's just sitting there.
Lang: where is it sitting?
Eric: it's not here now...IT GON'.
Lang: (giggling)
Eric: (very quietly) shhhhhhh...shhh...(inaudible whispering, sounds like uhzha-uhzha)
Lang: it's gone?
Eric: mmhmm
Lang: where'd it go?
Eric: i duno
Eric: Go! Go!
Lang: (grabs phone to record) go what?
Eric: the car.
Lang: huh?
Eric: the car.
Lang: what's wrong with the car?
Eric: it's just sitting there.
Lang: where is it sitting?
Eric: it's not here now...IT GON'.
Lang: (giggling)
Eric: (very quietly) shhhhhhh...shhh...(inaudible whispering, sounds like uhzha-uhzha)
Lang: it's gone?
Eric: mmhmm
Lang: where'd it go?
Eric: i duno
Saturday, 27 August 2011
Lottots
8/24 12:36
(I woke up to him leaning towards me, rubbing my arm gently with 1 finger, 5 strokes. It was creepy.)
Eric: (Whispering.) Lottots. Flot tots rot tots. (Lays back in bed.)
(Loudly) We've lottots! (Throws both hands in the air) Suck it bitches.
(I woke up to him leaning towards me, rubbing my arm gently with 1 finger, 5 strokes. It was creepy.)
Eric: (Whispering.) Lottots. Flot tots rot tots. (Lays back in bed.)
(Loudly) We've lottots! (Throws both hands in the air) Suck it bitches.
Friday, 5 August 2011
A Hot Night. Hot hot hot.
7/28 1:00am
Eric: Hot.
Lang: It's a little warm.
Eric: Burning hot. Hot hot hot. Mot in my own hetmut. Burning my ASS cheek!
Lang: (choking on laughter)
Eric: (laughs a little) It's like when I move, hot hot hot. (Rolls over and continues snoring)
Eric: Hot.
Lang: It's a little warm.
Eric: Burning hot. Hot hot hot. Mot in my own hetmut. Burning my ASS cheek!
Lang: (choking on laughter)
Eric: (laughs a little) It's like when I move, hot hot hot. (Rolls over and continues snoring)
Friday, 22 July 2011
Comic Con
Eric: I have to get up early. I need to go web slinging in the county
Lang: web slinging?
Eric: to get to Comic Con.
Lang: weirdo.
Eric: (laughs). I like you. I don't even need comic con characters.
Lang: um, what would you need them for?
Eric: i duno but that shit is ugly.
Lang: what shit?
Eric:You, with your ugly striped sweater.
Lang: my middle school picture?
Eric: It's not even you, some ugly chick. Who am I thinking of? God, make it stop.
Lang: I don't know what you're saying.
Eric: Good job.
Lang: on what?
Eric: You're fighting for your life against...crazy...shit. I duno. Even I know it's not making sense. So speaking of ships. It cant be penetrated. Need new strategy. (Snort). No! Aqua man. Someone stop it from happening. Heh. I fucking hate aqua man. Some douche bag. Penis. (heavy snoring)
Lang: web slinging?
Eric: to get to Comic Con.
Lang: weirdo.
Eric: (laughs). I like you. I don't even need comic con characters.
Lang: um, what would you need them for?
Eric: i duno but that shit is ugly.
Lang: what shit?
Eric:You, with your ugly striped sweater.
Lang: my middle school picture?
Eric: It's not even you, some ugly chick. Who am I thinking of? God, make it stop.
Lang: I don't know what you're saying.
Eric: Good job.
Lang: on what?
Eric: You're fighting for your life against...crazy...shit. I duno. Even I know it's not making sense. So speaking of ships. It cant be penetrated. Need new strategy. (Snort). No! Aqua man. Someone stop it from happening. Heh. I fucking hate aqua man. Some douche bag. Penis. (heavy snoring)
Wednesday, 20 July 2011
Carne Asada Fries. Reincarnation. Kitties.
7/17/11
Eric: someday I'm gonna eat carne asada fries and die.
Lang: that's awful.
Eric: and you'll be sad and then eat the rest and you'll die too.
Lang: that's not better.
Eric: no, then we'll reincarnate into kittens.
Lang: (dying of laughter)
Eric: we'll have a good owner who loves cats.
Lang: what kind of kitty will you be?
Eric: like Nibbler. Black with white paws. And you'll be an orange tabby. And we'll play with yarn all day and clean each other and nap together. They have nine lives.
Eric: someday I'm gonna eat carne asada fries and die.
Lang: that's awful.
Eric: and you'll be sad and then eat the rest and you'll die too.
Lang: that's not better.
Eric: no, then we'll reincarnate into kittens.
Lang: (dying of laughter)
Eric: we'll have a good owner who loves cats.
Lang: what kind of kitty will you be?
Eric: like Nibbler. Black with white paws. And you'll be an orange tabby. And we'll play with yarn all day and clean each other and nap together. They have nine lives.
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