Why what?

5/26

Eric: why?!
Lang: why what?
Eric: why am I not so cold when I'm younger?!
Lang: what?!

Sound of the Fan

5/5

Eric: Oh..gosh. Oh..gosh. (rolls over)
Lang: are you ok?
Eric: (stretches arm back and forth in the air)
Lang: oh, slept on your arm?
Eric: No, sound of the fan...affects the weather
Lang: (pulls out phone to start taking notes)
Lang: whats up with the fan?
Eric: The big wide (white?) piece of metal flapping back and forth.  YOU know? I don't know why it does that, it extends and attracts the weather. 
Lang: how does it do that?
Eric: (silence)
Lang: damnit.

Bonjour who?

Eric: Bonjour Bons Voeux!  (pause) Bons Voeux. (pause) Bons Voeux.
Lang: hm?
Eric: Bonjour Bons Voeux!
Lang: Bonjour bon vous?
Eric: MERCI, BONS VOEUX!

Note: Only later did I learn that he was sleep talking about Dupont Avec Les Bons Voeux.

It's bbq

02/26/11

Eric: Don't go to sleep yet, there's still food to be served.
Lang: What does that even mean?!
Eric: DONT. GO. TO. SLEEP. YET. THERE'S. STILL. FOOD. TO. BE. SERVED.  it's bbq. (snores)

Souper Condo

Lang: it's a souper combo, S O U P, because it's about soup. 
Eric: What's a souper condo? Do get free soup with a month's rent?

Russia Game

01-13-11

Eric: (Laughing out loud)
Lang: What are you laughing at?
Eric: (Chuckle) It's you in this game!
Lang: What game?
Eric: A Russia game.
Lang: Russia? Like the country?
Eric: Yeah!
Lang: What was I doing in the game?
Eric: I dunno (snores)

The Body Roll (His One Dance Move)

Eric: I'll grind on you so hard I'll make you pregnant.  
Lang: What?
Eric: The body roll can't be captured on camera.