9/6/19 11:17 PM
E: I'd do dirty shit to you.
L: Like what?
E: I'd brush your nipple with my elbow.
Friday, 6 September 2019
Sunday, 7 February 2016
Sunday, 23 June 2013
Picture time.
05/26/13 6:37PM
Eric: Time? Time?!
Lang: 6:37.
Eric: I have pictures.
Lang: Pictures of what?
Eric: What time? When are we taking pictures?
Lang: What pictures?
Eric: (Snores)
Eric: Time? Time?!
Lang: 6:37.
Eric: I have pictures.
Lang: Pictures of what?
Eric: What time? When are we taking pictures?
Lang: What pictures?
Eric: (Snores)
Siestas.
03/03/13 10:29PM
Come to Spain with me. We'll drink Sangria. And we'll have a siesta every day. Oh my god, siestas.
Come to Spain with me. We'll drink Sangria. And we'll have a siesta every day. Oh my god, siestas.
Eating Separately, a Strategy to Work and the Resistance.
01/27/13
10:52PM
Eric: We eat separately.
Lang: What?
Eric: We eat separately. Different.
Lang: I don't...
Eric: We love in our place because tell us where . . . 54th . . . college . . . different. They'll be like, oh my god, you're eating, you know, separately!
12:10AM
Eric: Do you realize we have to go to work tomorrow? Can you find the best strategy to go to work tomorrow?
Lang: What? Like driving or something?
Eric: No, I mean, like, me and the woman, we wake up and we're tired but we gotta go to work tomorrow. Can you find that one? Like, strategy.
Lang: I don't understand. Do you want me to put an alarm?
Eric: No. Well, yes. Yes and no.
2:18AM
Eric: (Whispering) We're the resistance.
Lang: The resistance?
Eric: The resistance. We gotta, gotta keep strong against the man, right? We're, we're, we're like batman. You, all these people, the resistance.
Lang: What are we resisting?
Eric: Against the man in Gotham City.
Lang: What are they doing?
Eric: They're fucking taking over man. They're gonna let em take over. Fuck the man. It's the resistance!
Lang: Okay.
Eric: No? Is that not good? Is that weird? I'm sorry, I'll go to sleep.
Lang: (I lose it, laughing).
Eric: It's like you don't feel confident. You're like "okay, you're weird" and I'm like "okay, I'm sorry".
Lang: No, you're just really funny.
Eric: Are you sure?
Lang: Yeah
Eric: Okay, I love you.
Lang: I love you.
Eric: Muah. (Not actually kissing, just saying "muah")
Lang: Muah.
Eric: No, you don't have to kiss me, I'll just kiss you. Muah.Muah.Muah.
10:52PM
Eric: We eat separately.
Lang: What?
Eric: We eat separately. Different.
Lang: I don't...
Eric: We love in our place because tell us where . . . 54th . . . college . . . different. They'll be like, oh my god, you're eating, you know, separately!
12:10AM
Eric: Do you realize we have to go to work tomorrow? Can you find the best strategy to go to work tomorrow?
Lang: What? Like driving or something?
Eric: No, I mean, like, me and the woman, we wake up and we're tired but we gotta go to work tomorrow. Can you find that one? Like, strategy.
Lang: I don't understand. Do you want me to put an alarm?
Eric: No. Well, yes. Yes and no.
2:18AM
Eric: (Whispering) We're the resistance.
Lang: The resistance?
Eric: The resistance. We gotta, gotta keep strong against the man, right? We're, we're, we're like batman. You, all these people, the resistance.
Lang: What are we resisting?
Eric: Against the man in Gotham City.
Lang: What are they doing?
Eric: They're fucking taking over man. They're gonna let em take over. Fuck the man. It's the resistance!
Lang: Okay.
Eric: No? Is that not good? Is that weird? I'm sorry, I'll go to sleep.
Lang: (I lose it, laughing).
Eric: It's like you don't feel confident. You're like "okay, you're weird" and I'm like "okay, I'm sorry".
Lang: No, you're just really funny.
Eric: Are you sure?
Lang: Yeah
Eric: Okay, I love you.
Lang: I love you.
Eric: Muah. (Not actually kissing, just saying "muah")
Lang: Muah.
Eric: No, you don't have to kiss me, I'll just kiss you. Muah.Muah.Muah.
Food Service
12/27/12(?) 12:33AM
Eric: No matter how off I am, I'm still as good as you.
Lang: What are you talking about?
Eric: Food service.
Eric: No matter how off I am, I'm still as good as you.
Lang: What are you talking about?
Eric: Food service.
Drunk is a side profit.
11/04/12 12:54AM
I don't even drink to get drunk. That's like a side profit.
I don't even drink to get drunk. That's like a side profit.
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